Twitter Tweets about Confucious as of September 07, 2009
jpornellas: Confucious say man with itchy butt have stinky finger
lukeh081288: not all races are won by the most fleet of foot,some are won by those most skilled in the art of bullshyte. confucious.
waydomatic: Confucious says: 'Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.'
foo_yong: Confucious was an o.g twitterer, everything he wrote was around 140 characters
templehayes: The more one knows, the more one forgives.- Confucious
aatifsumar: RT @funnyoneliners: Confucious say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink. (via @SydesJokes)
Giova112: Confucious say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink.RT@funnyoneliners
2NewCats: RT @funnyoneliners Confucious say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink. (via @SydesJokes) /We need a good laugh...
funnyoneliners: Confucious say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink. (via @SydesJokes)
BuzzLucas: @ConfuciusCat Oh Confucious.... Thanks 2 your and your people for letting us stand with U on these important issues.. Purrrrz to You, pal
LyonMusic: Confucious say: he who fall asleep eating cheetos, wake up with orange butt
screwyoupunkass: wow nih orang cina bilang korea juga steal theirs. like Dragon Boat Festival, COnfucious and Diaoyu Island. wew wew baru tau
Danencino: It's a revelation. I'm like confucious or something